""If I was a raccoon I would eat the farmer's" in Hungarian
In English
"If I was a raccoon I would eat the farmer's corpse." -- A kindergartener, writing a story about what we would do if he were a raccoon
In Hungarian
Ha mosómedve lennék, akkor farmer tetemeket ennék - egy óvodás, arrról írva, hogy mi lenne, ha mosómedve lenne